How to hack blogger: Removing the navbar

Ever wondered how to get rid of that annoying Navbar at the top of the screen? Well, wonder no more! Follow this simple procedure and say bye-bye to the blogger Navbar for good:

- Log in to blogger

- On your Dashboard, select Layout. This will take you to the Template tab. Click Edit HTML. Under the Edit Template section you will see you blog’s HTML.

- Tick Expand Widget Templates

- Paste the code below directly above the #header-wrapper line in your blog’s HTML.

#navbar-iframe {
height: 0px;
visibility: hidden;
display: none;
}

NOTE: Use (Ctrl + F) and type in #header-wrapper to quickly find the #header-wrapper line.

- Save your template and we’re done!

From now on whenever anyone visits your blog, the blogger navbar will no longer be displayed.

Have you ever wondered…..

If humans evolved from monkey’s/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells “duck” they are helping you, but if they yell “chicken” they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
Would you die if you didn’t pee?
Why are elderly people often called “old people” but children are never called “new people”?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Funny country music song titles

All My Exes Live In Texas
All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down
Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord?
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?
Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
Cow Cow Strut
Did I Shave my Legs for This?
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
Don’t Strike A Match (To The Book Of Love)
Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
Don’t Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You.
Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye.
I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me
I Don’t Want Your Body If Your Heart’s Not In It.

Funny billboards and outdoor ads

How to Open Firefox Search Bar Result in a New Tab

Firefox Search Bar in the upper-right corner, sitting next to the address bar, is one of the most frequently used features inside Firefox. Usually when we use Firefox Search Bar, we do not want to close out our current page. But the problem with the default settings of Firefox Search Bar is that it shows its search result in the existing page! But you can hack your Firefox Search Bar so that it shows its search result in the new tab.

• First, type about:config in the address bar of your Firefox browser and then hit enter.

• Now copy the text browser.search.openintab and paste it in the Filter box of the firefox about:config page.
• You should see one entry in the Preference list with Preference name browser.search.openintab. Now, just right click on that Preference Entry and select Toggle to change its value from false to true.
• Now just restart your Firefox browser and you are done.

Now every time you use Firefox Search Bar, it will show its search result in the new tab without leaving your current existing page! Enjoy

How to Install Microsoft Private Folder Bypassing Genuine Windows Validation

Microsoft Private Folder is a useful tool for you to protect your private data when your friends, colleagues, kids or other people share your PC or account. With this tool, you will get one password protected folder called My Private Folder in your account to save your personal files.

►Manual Installation:

1. At first, download Microsoft Private Folder from here in .RAR format and extract MSPF10ENU.rar using WinRar. Then you will get MSPF10ENU.msi (Microsoft Private Folder Installer).

2. Then download Orca (a .msi package editor) from the link below:
   • Download Orca in ZIP Format

3. Now extract Orca, you have just downloaded, using WinRar. And then install it (Orca.msi) in your PC.
4. Now right click on the MSPF10ENU.msi, you have downloaded in step 1, and select ‘Edit with Orca‘. Then Microsoft Private Folder Installer will be opened with Orca as the following window popped up:
   
5. In the Orca’s left pane, click on InstallUISequence.
6. Select the action WelcomeForm from the right pane of Orca.
7. Now Double-Click the condition value of WelcomeForm, and change its value from Installed=”” AND NOT RESUME to Installed=”” AND RESUME (only you have to to delete the word NOT).
8. Finally save the modified MSPF10ENU.msi from File -> Save. (you have to select save, not save as).
9. Now install Microsoft Private Folder by running the MSPF10ENU.msi file, you have just modified. And then you are done!

Serial Numbers and CD Keys of Softwares brought to you by Google

Software License details of Adobe Photoshop, Premiere, Microsoft Office, Windows XP, Windows Vista and tons of other software can easily be located on Google by running this simple query:

“Belarc Advisor Current Profile” “Software Licenses” “Software Name” key:
For example, if you are looking for Windows XP Serial Number, then you have to search in google using the following search keys:

“Belarc Advisor Current Profile” “Software Licenses” “Windows XP” key:
And if you are looking for Adobe Photoshop Serial Number, then you have to use the following search keys:

“Belarc Advisor Current Profile” “Software Licenses” “Adobe Photoshop” key:
These are actually real software inventory reports generated by Belarc Advisor, a popular tool often used to backup software licenses.

The only problem is that innocent users have placed these HTML reports in public directories of their web servers, the search engine spiders index them and in-turn expose the secret software keys to the whole world.Though most new Adobe and Microsoft software will require additional web or phone activation, that is not mandatory if the Belarc reports have Volume License keys.

Mr. Dumb A.K.A. Sardarji

Once, on a romantic date with his girlfriend, the girlfriend asks Sardar, “Darling, on our engagement will you give me a ring?”
Sardar coolly replies, “Ya sure, what’s your phone number?”

Another time, Sardar was writing something very slowly, when his friend asked, “Why are you writing so slowly?” He replied, “Because I’m writing to my 6 year old son; he can’t read very fast.”

This one time, Sardar was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”
Sardar answered, “No I am Banta Singh.” Another guy came and asked the same question.
Sardar answered, “No No Me ! Banta Singh!” Third one came and asked the same
question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the beach. He went and asked him, ” Are you relaxing?”. The other Sardar was much educated and answered, “Yes I am relaxing.”
The Sardar slapped him on his face and said, “Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here!”

Sardar : I haven’t slept all night in the train.
Friend : Why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : Why didn’t you exchange?
Sardar : Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth….!

Once, while in London, Sardar was given a form to fill. He went to Delhi to fill it up. When asked why, he replied, “Because the form said to fill up in CAPITAL!”

Sardar heard some romantic stuffs from his friend. Eager to test it on someone, he told a beautiful girl, “Be at my place at midnight today….No one will be there “
The girl did as he said so….
And discovered, there was indeed no one in the house, not even the Sardar

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote : Yes !

Any doubts why he is MR DUMB?!

Some useful CD or DVD cleaning advices

Remember that the disc media is very delicate and you may unintentionally damage the shiny reflective surface if you are not careful!

» If dust particles are sticking to the CD surface, use a piece of soft cloth to wipe off the dust. To hold the CD, insert a finger or thumb inside the center hole of the CD or handle it by the edges but never touch the shiny surface.

» If the DVD surface feels sticky or greasy, mix some baby shampoo in lukewarm water and use cotton or soft cloth to gently rub the CD surface with this solution. Make sure the CD is completely dry (no water drops) before putting it back in the jewel case.

» If there are fingerprint marks on the CD surface, dip a soft cloth in Isopropyl Alcohol/Ethanol/Methanol and gently wipe the surface. Never use a petroleum based solvent like Acetone as that will permanently damage the CD surface.

» When none of the above alcohol based products are available in the local market, use a bottle of Mineral water to clean the dirty CD surface. Normal tap water has higher concentration of salts that may leave white marks on the CD surface.

» Always wipe the disc surface in a non-radial back-and-forth motion (from the center hole to the outer edge). Don’t follow the concentric circles while cleaning.

» There are few DVD polish products in the market that promise to repair the scratched surface of CDs and DVDs. I have never used them myself so cannot comment if they really work as advertised.

A funny list of dumb laws in the United States: Arizona

• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
• Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony (This goes back in the days of the Wild West).
• Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
• Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
• Due to a typographical error in the Tempe, Ariz., code, a shooting range can be run by the “Amateur Crapshooting Association.”
• Glendale: Cars may not be driven in reverse.
• Hayden: If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
• Hunting camels is prohibited.
• In 1985, an Arizona legislator proposed that each candidate for the legislature take a reading and an I.Q. test three months before the election. The scores would have been posted on the ballot, had the bill passed. But a majority of legislators, for whatever reason, voted it down.
• In Arizona it is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.
• It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
• It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.
• It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
• Maricopa County: No more than six girls may live in any house.
• Mesa: It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
• Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
• Nogales: An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
• Prescott: No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
• There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
• Tucson: Women may not wear pants.
• When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
• When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
• You may not have more than two dildos in a house.