This is a Dictionary of made up words that lots of people say, but aren’t in any dictionaries.
Note: The words in this dictionary are NOT MEANT TO OFFEND anyone. This is just for fun.
Bahookiey- n. Butt, Gluteus Maximus, Derriere, and all other words for your bottom.
Shmexy- adj. Sexy in a nerdy way.
Hijklmna- (hi-ja-klum-na) n. Greetings! Hello!
Unsleep- v. awake
Fantabulous- adj. very nice
Confuzzled- v. confused
Punkity- adj. punkish, something very punk
Slank n,v,adj – A generic word to take the place of any over used word. [Holy slank! Aww, right in the Slank. Slank on, dude. I miss my mom to slanks ; fanSLANKintastic]
Dramastically- adv. a mixture between the obvious, “drastically” and “dramatically”
Tweakage-n. the act of tweaking something
Tickety-boo- Quickly/ as soon as possible
Frusterpated- v. Frustrated with out the ability to “kick it” or make it go away.
Shuushhcabuggie- transtitive verb. Shut up!
Frunk – adj. – takes place of the “eff word” and other such sayings. e.g. What the frunk?
Prettyful- adj. Pretty and Beautiful. Not one or the other, but both.
Thart- n. someone who plays with your emotions but never pursues any sort of relationship.
Armsleeves- n. the sleeves on your shirt
Dunch- n. meal between dinner and lunch, but closer to lunch: i.e. around 2 o’clock.
Incredulous- adj. Better than incredible.
Muderlize – v. Murder, kill. i.e. “I’m going to muderlize you!”
Ignoranus – n. Both an utterly ingnorant person as well as an a$$hole.
Redonkulous-adj. Even more ridiculous then ridiculous allows [that outfit is just redonkulous]
Snew- v. the past tense of snowing
Poopfart: n.-a label for someone/thing who/that is being a butt, or just being generally annoying.
Cuddlable-adj. Very cuddly. As is in ‘you are very cuddlable’
Flickted -n. A dumb person or thing.
[ex. shut up flickted.]
Flicktated-adj. a messed up something another.
ex. well thats just flicktated.
Flicktarded – n. a mixture of flicktated ed and stupid.
Graunchy-adj. gross and raunchy; i.e., risque, crude and lewd.
Disbenefit – as in the opposite of benefit..
“HOIK” -int. A straining noise used when lifting heavy objects or carrying out a strenuous action.
Peshy-adj. a feeling of slight or mild hunger; peckish
Eeeeesh- int. word that expresses extreme impatience or dismay.
[Example: Eeesh this line is long!]
Foof- (adj) – a feeling of sadness caused by becoming frustrated
[Example: Foof. I lost my favorite necklace.]
Sarchasm – n. The gap between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesnt get it.
Hilacious-adj. a mix between Hilarious and delicious. Something that’s beyond funny is hilacious.
Knopernicular – adj. State of mind in which one is totally out of it. pronounced: “N-opp-err-nick-you-ler”
Uglify- v. To make something ugly.
Toboozing – v – the act of drinking alcohol an tobogganing at the same time. Please use with caution
Spappy – adj. When you’re not sad or happy but you’re sad happy!
Leptar – adj. Non-derogatory term meaning having dark hair
Shwarkididdle – n. A klutzy, crazy person. pronounced: shw-ar-ki-di-dle
Awkwardoodle- 1. n. A really awkward person. 2. n. an awkward situation
Adorkable- adj. Adorable in a very dorky fashion
Frogen (hard ‘g’) – adj. Cold enough to where you are shivering and wishing someone could bring you a jacket, but not cold enough to go get one yourself. The actual temperature at where you become frogen varies. e.g. “I am absotively frogen. Can i borrow your jacket?”
Befunkled- v. Utterly and completely stumped and or confused
Clutch- adj. Sweet, cool, awesome, only in the highest level of coolness. Also if you do something amazing, and
do it amazingly.
Wankathone – n. What happens when your by yourself and can’t cum.
Ginormous – adj. Gigantic + enormous
Sarcasmic – adj. Sarcastic
Swexy – adj. Sweaty..yet sexy
Furble – adj. Comfortable and furry/fuzzy, as with a cashmere sweater.
Face-ist – n. The instantaneous like or dislike of a person because their face reminds you of someone you feel strongly about.
Drownded – v. Past tense of drown.
Snaught – v. Past tense of snatch.
[Reasoning: Catch -> caught]
Gigantimous – adj. Gigantic, enormous, i.e. a gigantimous octopus.
Edumacated – adj. Learned intellectually; educated.
Place-ist – n., adj. The discrimination between people from the country and people from town.
Shablah – n. G-rated word for sh**.
GikaMungus – adj. Very huge in a sarcastic way, but still big.
Queerinomical or queerinomically – adv. Doing something queerly or just being really queer.
[I.E. "You're queerinomically incorrect." or "That was queerinomical"]
Beautimous – adj. Beautiful + Fabulous
Chillaxin’ – v. chillin’+ relaxin’
Jiganormous – adj. Very Very Big!
Pointfull – adj. The opposite of pointless.
Confrusterated – adj. Beyond confused, and frustrasted because of it.
Poopoopooling – adj. A word to describe someone who looks like they are doing something when actually they’re not.
Getwellsoonism – n. All the phrases such as ‘get well soon’, ‘get well now’, ‘i miss you coz you’re ill’ and the like.
Superecstaticamazical – adj. the feeling you get when you’ve told your rude roommate to kiss your a$$.
Skrumptrulescent – adj. So amazing that no word can describe it so you have to make one up.
Under-roos – n. Underpants including bra, panties, and /or tankini!
Moustachess – n. Women with mustaches
Defavoured – adj. Unpopular, unfavored, and generally disliked.
Bihandular – adj. Ambidextrous.
Laarm – anythin. A generic word used to take the place of any overused word that can be said in any social encounter to mean anythin. i.e.”Laarm! That was fun!” “She is such a laarm!” “Girl, your boyfriend is a LAARM!”
Confusticated – adj. Confused, possibly frustrated, also implies a general exasperation. (Confustication)
Technicated – adj. Something both technical and complicated.
Randomosity – n. Something that’s random; out of place; a thought, a pose, a statement, a movement, or anything that just doesnt fit in with the context of what else is happening. i.e. “That whole night was filled with randomosity” or “The randomosity of what you just said is outrageous”
Lactomangulation – (lak’ to man gyu lay’ shun) n. Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the ‘illegal’ side.
Peppier – (peph ee ay’) n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.
Phonesia – (fo nee’ zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
Pupkus – (pup’kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
Telecrastination – (tel e kras tin ay’ shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you’re only six inches away.
Aquadextrous – (ak wa deks’trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
Carperpetuation – (kar’pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming,of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum
one more chance.
Disconfect – (dis kon fekt’) v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow ‘remove’ all the germs.
Elbonics – (el bon’iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
Frust – n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
Coolio -adj. Cool, awesome, rockin’ and the like.
Disappearsies – v. It has disappeared.
Felled – v. To fall in past tense.
Forgotted – v. To forget in past tense.
Heemyflip – n. A second in which one has to wait.
Huggle – n. A generally nice cuddle/hug from a friend.
Methinks – Used at the start or end or a sentence to clarify personal viewpoint.
Mug – N. A person that is very gullible, or does stupid things for no reason.
Perfor – v. To come upon, to bestow upon.
Savvy – Question, Do you understand? Do you agree with what I have said?
Dankin – n. adj. v. A generic word. i.e. “You are so dankin.” “Look at that dankin car.”
Technicifities – n. Technical difficulties.
Skid – n. Gross person.
Germes – n. Dysphemism for German, whether it be the language or the class that teaches the language.
Willawont – (will-uh-wont) v. May or maynot, used when avoiding an answer.
Boo – n,adj,v. A generic word meaning whatever the hell “I” want it to be. i.e. “Boo u”, “You are soo booed”,
Aww, u thats so boo-ey” , “Booness is taking over”, “I boo u”….
Gank – v. To steal, borrow without intent of returning, take with out asking, acquire.
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